Clean Jokes

Joke: A maid knocks on her employers door. He is busy on the phone but she asks him, "Would you like some lemonade?"

The employer replies, "Give me a Minute Maid."

Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.

Joke: Why was the geologist so excited to find a rock that measured 1760 yards?

Joke: A man told his wife ten puns about airplanes hoping one would land.

No pun in ten did.

Joke: How can you tell the difference between a dog and a tree?