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Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."
The doctor replies, "I'll be there."
His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"
He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."
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Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"
The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"
The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."
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Joke: I just invented a word...
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Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.
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Joke: A photon walks into a hotel with his bags and the bellhop asks him if he would like him to carry the bags. The photon responds, "No thanks, I pack light."
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