5 ratings
2 saves
Joke: One blonde asks another while driving, "Is my blinker working?"
The other replies, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."
5 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A little girl is digging a hole in her yard. Her neighbor looks over the fence and asks her what she's doing. She tells him, "I'm burying my goldfish."
The neighbor replies, "That's a mighty big hole for a little goldfish."
The little girl smiles at him and says, "Not if he's inside your cat."
5 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper replies, "Cool! Give me a Jamal!"
18 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Britney Spears!
Knock knock!
... Who's there?
Oops I did it again!
12 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Thomas has been feeling sick lately so he goes to his doctor. After he receives his check-up his doctor calls him in "Tom, I've got some bad for you..."
Tom quickly asks "What is it?!"
The doctor tells him "You have about twelve to live."
Thomas waits a moment and asks "Twelve what? Years? Months? Weeks?"
The doctor continues "Eight! Seven! Six!..."
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