Clean Jokes

Joke: Two silk worms got into a fight! It ended in a tie.

Joke: What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

Joke: A doctor walks into his office and tells his patient, "I have good news and I have bad news."

The patient replies, "I want the good news first."

The doctor says, "We're naming a disease after you!"

Joke: What celebrity is great at creating probate documents?

Joke: Why are protons more religious than photons?