Clean Jokes

Joke: Where do people go after a peek-a-boo patients accident?

Joke: The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says "Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me."

So the Doberman says "I love liver and cheese." The Collie replies "That's not good enough."

The Bulldog says "I hate liver and cheese." She says "Still not good enough."

Finally, the Chihuahua says "Liver alone... cheese mine."

Joke: It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing."

Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."

Joke: How does a farmer address a turkey problem?

Joke: What do you call a woman of the church that works at your company?