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Joke: A man is going ice fishing. He drills a hole in the ice and hears a booming voice, "There's no fish in there!"
He begins to drill another hole and again hears the voice, "Stop drilling, there's no fish there!"
He drills a third hole and the voice sounds again, "You aren't going to find any fish there!"
The fisherman, frightened, asks, "Is this God?"
The booming voice yells back, "No! I'm the rink manager!"
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Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Three bananas and orange!
Three bananas and orange who?
Three bananas and orange you glad we all knocked together.
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Joke: Barack Obama, Michelle Obama, Joe Biden, and their pilot are flying aboard Air Force 1 over the United States.
Barack: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out of the window and make someone very happy."
Michelle: "Well, I could throw throw ten hundred dollar bills out of the window and make ten people happy."
Joe: "Why don't you jump out Barack, and make me very happy?"
Pilot: "Why don't you all jump out and make 300 million people happy?"
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Joke: How do you know if a toilet is sick?
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Joke: A man went to the dentist because he was missing some teeth. The dentist asks him, "How exactly did this happen?"
He replies, "My wife's bread is as hard as a rock!"
The dentist says, "You could have said no to eating it."
The man replies, "I know, how do you think this happened?"
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