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Joke: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?


Punch line: Everybody can roast beef.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...... Ah!


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Joke: A man stands buy his grandpa who is dying at 130 years old. His grandpa tells him, "The secret to a long life is to sprinkle a little gunpowder in your cereal every morning." Then he dies.

The boy listens to him and does it every morning. At the age of 143 he leaves behind 3 wives, 14 children, 40 grandchildren, 78 great grandchildren, 167 great great grandchildren, and a mile wide hole where the crematorium used to be.


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Joke: It was a really hot day at the office because the air conditioning was down. There were about twenty people in close quarters and everyone was sweating.

All of a sudden, people started to wrinkle their noses at an odor passing through the air. It was the most hideous smell anyone had ever smelled.

One man, popping his head out of his cubicle said, "Oh, man! Someone's deodorant isn't working!"

A man in the corner replied, "It can't be me... I'm not wearing any."


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Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?


Punch line: Pharaoh's Jeweller's Day Off


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