10 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A blonde goes to the doctor and tells him she has been extremely moody lately and can't control her temper.
He suggests, "Sounds like stress. You should try getting some exercise. Run 10 miles a day and call me in a couple of weeks."
She does this and calls him in a couple of weeks, "I've been running every day and I do feel a little better."
He asks her, "And how's your family?"
She replies, "How would I know? I'm 140 miles away."
9 ratings
0 saves
Joke: The Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life."
But instead John came in fifth and got a toaster.
7 ratings
4 saves
Joke: Two boys, John and Tommy, walk into a candy story. While in the store John steals 4 candy bars and puts them in his pocket. When the boys leave John brags, "I stole 3 candy bars, beat that!"
Tommy says "No problem, just follow me." They go back into the store and Tommy approaches one of the shopkeepers.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Would you like to see some magic sir?" The man says yes and Tommy immediately opens 4 candy bars and eats them as fast as he can.
The shopkeeper, who is now angry, asks "Where is the magic?"
Tommy replies "The candy bars are now in my friend's pockets."
7 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"
He blurts out, "Yes!"
She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"
56 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A man and his blonde wife are sitting inside, by the fire, when the radio announcer comes on: "We are expecting up to a foot of snow tonight, please make sure you are parked on the even-numbered side of the road." The wife goes out and moves her car.
The next day the same thing happens, and the announcer comes on: "We are expecting up to a foot of snow tonight, please make sure you are parked on the odd-numbered side of the road." The wife goes out and moves her car.
A few days later the same thing happens and the announcer comes on: "We are expecting up to two feet of snow tonight, please make sure you are parked on the-" but the power goes out in the middle of the announcement.
The blonde freaks out, "Which side do I put my car on?!"
Her husband tenderly confronts her saying, "How about we just leave the car in the garage this time?"
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