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Joke: A little girl is digging a hole in her yard. Her neighbor looks over the fence and asks her what she's doing. She tells him, "I'm burying my goldfish."

The neighbor replies, "That's a mighty big hole for a little goldfish."

The little girl smiles at him and says, "Not if he's inside your cat."


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Joke: What do you call a spider from the Middle East?


Punch line: An Iraqnid!


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Joke: Why did the dyslectic goth have the best Christmases?


Punch line: He sold his soul to Santa!


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Joke: A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"


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Joke: What kind of doctor is always on call?


Punch line: An oncologist!


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