Clean Jokes

Joke: A man went to an Asian restaurant and told the waiter that the chicken was rubbery.
The waiter thanked him.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ho ho!
Ho ho who?
Is it Christmas already?!

Joke: Why is it a bad idea to fart in an Apple store?

Joke: What are two reasons people wear diapers?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!