Clean Jokes

Joke: How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?

Joke: What's the difference between politics and organized crime?

Joke: What'd the man's magic 8-ball tell him when he asked it what email client he should use?

Joke: A prisoner promises a female guard he will marry her if she helps him get out. It is an example of somebody using a proposition to end a sentence with.

Joke: A grasshopper walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "Hey, you know we have a drink named after you."

The grasshopper replies, "Cool! Give me a Jamal!"