Clean Jokes

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Iguana!
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand!

Joke: What do you call an attractive woman in New Jersey?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Irish Stu!
Irish Stu who?
Irish Stu in the name of the law!
Irish Stu = I arrest you.

Joke: Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store?

Joke: A man tells the lady that takes tickets at the airport, "Send one of my bags to New York, one to Denver, and one to Miami."

The lady replies, "We can't do that sir."

The man replies, "Sure you can, you did it just a week ago."