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Joke: A deckhand approaches the pirate captain and tells him, "The cannons be ready, captain."

The captain replies, "Are."


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Joke: You know what makes me smile?


Punch line: Facial muscles.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.


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Joke: What is the best way to kill a hipster?


Punch line: Drown him in the mainstream.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jurassic!
Jurassic who?
Jurassic man, so I brought you soup!
Jurassic = you're a sick


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