Clean Jokes

Joke: Two guys stumble out of the bar and want to fight. One draws a line in the dirt and says, "If you cross this line, I'm gonna punch you!"

That was the punch line.

Joke: Did you hear about the guy who spent 5 years trying to find a limo driver who would take his cat around the town?

Joke: What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Joke: What kind of computer sings best?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Radio!
Radio who?
Radio not, here I come!