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Joke: A man with no arms went to a guitar shop. He grabs a guitar and asks the owner of the establishment, "How much for this one?"
The owner replies, "$300. If you don't mind me asking, how are you going to use it?"
The man replies, "I'll just play it by ear..."
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Joke: How many non sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?
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Joke: Why did the man egg push the woman egg?
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Joke: Why did the man sleep in and miss the funeral?
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Joke: A man and his girlfriend are discussing their relationship. She thinks he is too immature. He asks her, "If I'm immature, then how do I have so much butfore?"
She asks, "What's a butfore?"
"Pooping silly...."
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