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Joke: A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver says "That's the ugliest baby!"
She sits down and tells the person next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"
The person responds "You should go confront him! I'll hold your dog."
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Joke: The first twelve months of children's lives are spent teaching them to walk and talk. The next seventeen years are spent telling them to sit down and shut up!
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Joke: Two blondes are standing on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other, "How did you get to the other side!"
The other blonde replies "Don't ask me, you're the one on the other side."
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Joke: Why should you always pay your exorcist?
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Joke: What is the worst part of waiting in line at the knife museum?
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