Clean Jokes

Joke: A mother and her son go to church and the son says "Mom, I have to go pee!"

The mom says "You shouldn't say that in church. From now on just say you have to whisper."

The next week when the boy's father takes him to church the boy says "Dad, I have to whisper."

The dad replies "Okay... Just whisper into my ear."

Joke: What church did the raisin attend?

Joke: Why does nobody talk to pi?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Odor!
Odor who?
Odor a little deodorant, you smell terrible.

Joke: Where do you find a dog with no legs?