33 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theodore!
Theodore who?
Theodore wasn't open, so I knocked!
34 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A blonde girl is standing next to her school's flagpole. The janitor comes up to her and asks her what she's doing. She replies "I have to find the height of the flagpole for math class."
With this the janitor unscrews the flagpole and lays it down on the ground. He measures it with a measuring tape and tells her "Twenty-five feet, five inches."
She thanks him but as he is walking away she says "What a dummy. I wanted the height, not the width."
22 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
Haha. Gross.
11 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What do vegetables get in bowling?
31 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shaun White!
Shaun White who?
Shaun White like a diamond! Shaun white like a diamond!
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