Clean Jokes

Joke: What do you call an eye doctor who uses witchcraft?

Joke: There was four son's the oldest three had bright hair and bright eyes. The youngest son had dark hat and dark eyes. The father was on his death bed he asked his wife,"tell me the truth, is the youngest sun truly ours?" The wife responds with a simple yes and the husband dies.

Joke: Two fish are in a tank and they see a cat. One fish yells to the other, "Fire!"

Joke: A boy named Juan found a book named "You're Bad!" now he showed it to his family. Juan:Father look! I found this book,"You're Bad!" Father:How dare you call me that! After I made all sacrifices to you, you're just gonna call me bad?! Get out! Now Juan showed it to his mother Juan:Mother! I found this cool book in the woods,"You're Bad" Mother:Juan! How could you say that? CLEAN THE ROOM! After Juan cleaned the room, he showed to his 5 years old brother, Pedro Juan:Pedro! I found this book,"You're Bad!" But father and mother got angry. Pedro:What did I just Heard? Did you just told me I'm bad? Brother, I always made you happy and we play joyfully then you're just gonna tell me I'm bad? How dare you! Juan:But Pedro... Pedro:Oops! I'm never gonna talk to you again! Hmmm, what a sad story. Anyways I have a question! What's the name of the book? Listeners to the story:"You're Bad! Narrator:What on Earth! After telling you guys a story you're gonna call me bad? Well then, I'll never gonna tell you guys a story again! Thank you!!!

Joke: Why has nobody heard of the new band 1023 megabits?