Clean Jokes

Joke: What did the optimist say when he was jumping off a building?

Joke: What kind of snake likes to dance?

Joke: A man and his wife are both mathematicians. He is leaving for the store so he asks his wife if she wants anything. She yells in his face, "4!"

He wonders why she yelled at him, but thinks for a moment and brings back two dozen eggs.

Joke: Three statisticians go hunting together and spot a deer. The first one aims and overshoots slightly. The second aims and undershoots slightly. The third one throws his gun down and yells "we got him!"

Joke: The Nigerian Government is now offering a $3 million reward for the safe return of the missing girls. All you have to provide is your name, address, date of birth, bank details, and mother's maiden name.