Clean Jokes

Joke: What celebrity is great at creating probate documents?

Joke: What does a hippie say when you tell him to get off of your couch?

Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?

Joke: Why did the spider go to the keyboard?

Joke: A doctor receives a phone call from one of his colleges, "Hey, we need a fourth for poker."

The doctor replies, "I'll be there."

His wife asks him, "Is it serious?"

He replies, "There's already three doctors there and they need me."