Clean Jokes

Joke: Why did the one handed woman cross the road?

Joke: Teacher: Wheres your Homework? Timmy: I ate it Teacher: Why? Timmy: Because my Dog said so!

Joke: Q: Why are tires considered to be so obedient?

Joke: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

Joke: I was wondering why the baseball kept getting closer and closer. Then it hit me.