Clean Jokes

Joke: Why can't toilet paper go down the sidewalk?

Joke: A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: Why did 1/5 go to the masseuse?

Joke: Why didn't the baby oyster share its pearl?