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Joke: A man stands buy his grandpa who is dying at 130 years old. His grandpa tells him, "The secret to a long life is to sprinkle a little gunpowder in your cereal every morning." Then he dies.
The boy listens to him and does it every morning. At the age of 143 he leaves behind 3 wives, 14 children, 40 grandchildren, 78 great grandchildren, 167 great great grandchildren, and a mile wide hole where the crematorium used to be.
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Owls!
Owls who?
Yes, yes they do.
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Joke: Why was it strange that the man was dating a vegetarian online?
6 ratings
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.
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Joke: What has four wheels and flies?
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