Clean Jokes

Joke: My girl is like √-100. She's a 10, but she's also imaginary.

Joke: 2 guys walk on to a bar.One guy says duck. The other guy hit the bar.

Joke: If King Tut had a watchmaker, and that watchmaker had a favorite 80's movie, what would it be?

Joke: What do you call a 5' 2" psychic that just escaped from prison?

Joke: Patient: Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains. Doctor: Pull your self together.