Clean Jokes

Joke: What did the ground say to the earthquake?

Joke: What is worse than having one baby screaming?

Joke: What did the candle say to the other candle?

Joke: Do you know the time?

Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"