Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: If Chuck Norris breaks into your house you are immediately fined for trespassing.

Joke: Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.

Joke: Chuck Norris has been known to have a hot temper. Sometimes he must visit the sun too cool down.

Joke: Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.