Chuck Norris Jokes

Joke: Scientists finally figured out why the universe is expanding... It is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

Joke: Jack be nimble and Jack be quick. But not even Jack could avoid Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

Joke: Chuck Norris' main export is pain.

Joke: For Chuck Norris the first time's the charm.

Joke: Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.