Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: Why doesn't lysine have any friends?


Punch line: He's amino acid.


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Joke: Why do hamburgers have less energy than steak?


Punch line: They are in a ground state.


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Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."


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Joke: Pascal, Newton, and Einstein decide to play hide-and-seek. Einstein is "it" first. Pascal runs and hides behind a tree. Newton stands right behind Einstein and draws a one meter by one meter square around himself.

Newton turns around and yells, "I found you, Pascal!"


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Joke: What did Argon say to Potassium after he lost his electron?


Punch line: Get off my level!


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