Chemistry Jokes

 

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Joke: What did one ion say to the other ion?


Punch line: I feel the electricity between us.


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Joke: Why are chemists always on the look out for sodium chloride?


Punch line: They're scared of a salt.


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Joke: Teacher: If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the-
Chemistry student: Precipitate, I know.


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Joke: A chemist and a physicist walk into a bar. The chemist asks for some H2O. The physicist asks for some H2O too. The physicist later dies.


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Joke: How do you know you're driving way too fast on the road?


Punch line: The stop signs are blue!


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