20 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A blonde is driving down the road and sees another blonde in the middle of a field in a rowboat paddling as hard as she can.
The blonde pulls over, runs to the edge of the field and yells "It's stupid people like you that give blondes a bad name! If I could swim I would come out there and beat you up!"
19 ratings
3 saves
Joke: A man goes on a date with a blonde woman. She asks him, "Do you have any kids?"
He tells her, "I have one that's under two."
The blonde replies, "I know I'm blonde, but I know how much one is."
29 ratings
5 saves
Joke: A blonde was taking helicopter lessons and she was finally ready to try it on her own. The instructor told her to radio him every 1000 feet to make sure everything was okay.
At 1000 feet she radioed him, "Everything is fine."
At 2000 feet she radioed him, "Everything is fine, just getting a little cold."
But before she reached 3000 feet the helicopter began to slowly come down. It crashed into the ground ruining the helicopter, but the blonde was fine. The instructor ran to her side to comfort her, "What happened?"
She replied, "I told you it was getting cold. So I shut off the giant fan."
18 ratings
2 saves
Joke: One day a blondes house catches on fire so she calls the police in a panic and hears "What is your emergency?"
She replies "My house is on fire hurry!"
The person on the other end responds "Mam, calm down and tell me where you are."
She yells back "My house! Come to my house!"
The person now annoyed says "We need more than that, how are we supposed to find you?"
The blonde gets mad and says "With your big red trucks!"
14 ratings
6 saves
Joke: Two blondes are hanging out and one of them pulls out a make up mirror. She is stunned saying "There's a face in there. She looks so familiar."
Her friend grabs the mirror, looks in it, and says "You're such an idiot. That's me!"
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