Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: A blonde chicks boyfriend found out her password was "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." When he asked her why she replied, "They said it had to be 8 characters long at least."


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Joke: Two blondes fall into a hole in the ground. The first one says, "It sure is dark in here isn't it?"

The other blonde replies, "I don't know, I can't see."


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Joke: A man approaches a blonde woman and asks her "Do you get many blonde jokes?"

She replies "No."

The man says "That's what I thought."


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Joke: A brunette woman challenges a blonde woman to a swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette tells her, "You have to breast stroke all the way."

The brunette finishes up the race within a few hours and waits for the blonde. She waits and waits and eventually falls asleep.

The next morning she wakes up to the blonde standing over her extremely angry yelling, "You used your arms!"


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Joke: What do you call 4 blondes at a four-way stop?


Punch line: Gridlock.


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