8 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A brunette woman challenges a blonde woman to a swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette tells her, "You have to breast stroke all the way."
The brunette finishes up the race within a few hours and waits for the blonde. She waits and waits and eventually falls asleep.
The next morning she wakes up to the blonde standing over her extremely angry yelling, "You used your arms!"
8 ratings
1 saves
Joke: A man approaches a blonde woman and asks her "Do you get many blonde jokes?"
She replies "No."
The man says "That's what I thought."
10 ratings
4 saves
Joke: Two blondes fall into a hole in the ground. The first one says, "It sure is dark in here isn't it?"
The other blonde replies, "I don't know, I can't see."
7 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A blonde chicks boyfriend found out her password was "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." When he asked her why she replied, "They said it had to be 8 characters long at least."
20 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A blonde, brunette and a red head are stuck on an island; but they see land in the distance and decide to swim to it.
The brunette swims 1/4 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.
The red head swims 1/3 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.
The blonde swims 1/2 of the way but decides she can't continue and swims back to the island.
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