6 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. After the game he asks her, "So what'd you think?"
She replies, "I like the tights and the muscles, but all of that commotion over 25 cents?"
He asks her what she means. She replies, "At the beginning they toss a quarter and one team gets it. Then they spend the rest of the game yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
20 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A blonde, brunette and a red head are stuck on an island; but they see land in the distance and decide to swim to it.
The brunette swims 1/4 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.
The red head swims 1/3 of the way but can't continue and decides to turn back.
The blonde swims 1/2 of the way but decides she can't continue and swims back to the island.
7 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A blonde chicks boyfriend found out her password was "Snow White and the seven dwarfs." When he asked her why she replied, "They said it had to be 8 characters long at least."
10 ratings
4 saves
Joke: Two blondes fall into a hole in the ground. The first one says, "It sure is dark in here isn't it?"
The other blonde replies, "I don't know, I can't see."
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