Blonde Jokes

 

5 ratings
2 saves

Joke: One blonde asks another while driving, "Is my blinker working?"

The other replies, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

2 ratings
1 saves

Joke: Why did the blonde tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?


Punch line: She didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

48 ratings
1 saves

Joke: A large group of blondes gathered in the middle of New York City to prove once and for all they are smart people. They challenged everybody to ask any of them any question.

A man approaches them and accepts their challenge. He randomly picks a blonde woman and asks her "What is the first letter of the alphabet?"

The woman replies "V!" The man tells her she is wrong and the group begins to chant "One more chance! One more chance!"

The man replies "Okay okay. What is the capital of New York?"

The woman yells "Toronto!" The crowd chants again "One more chance! One more chance!"

The man indulges them "Okay fine, final chance. What is two plus two?"

The woman yells "Four!" The crowd chants again "One more chance! One more chance!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

13 ratings
5 saves

Joke: A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."

The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."

The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"


Show Your Support :)


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+

7 ratings
1 saves

Joke: What do you call a blonde woman with two brain cells?


Punch line: Pregnant.


Share This Joke:FacebookTwitterGoogle+