Blonde Jokes

 

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Joke: How do you blind a blonde woman?


Punch line: Put a windshield in front of her.


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Joke: How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday morning?


Punch line: Tell her a joke on Friday.


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Joke: What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair a different color?


Punch line: Artificial intelligence.


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Joke: Do you know what happened to the blonde who tried to blow up her car?


Punch line: She burnt her mouth on the exhaust.


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Joke: (you must return to the 70s with me for this one) Why can't the Blonde make Kool-aid?


Punch line: The directions on the packet of "KOOL-AID" said, "Just add 2 quarts of water". The PROBLEM is that she could NOT figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that little packet......


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