1 ratings
0 saves
By Rabbit
Joke: (you must return to the 70s with me for this one) Why can't the Blonde make Kool-aid?
8 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
6 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
24 ratings
6 saves
Joke: A blind man walks into a bar and sits for a while with nobody talking to him. He says "Anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bartender tells him "Before you tell it I just want to let you know there is a cage fighting blonde on one side of you and a large blonde softball player on the other side. I'm also a blonde and I can bench 300 pounds. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man replies "Obviously not! I don't have time to explain the joke 3 times."
13 ratings
3 saves
Joke: A blonde girl comes home from school one day and tells her mom "We were learning our numbers today and everyone else could only count to 5, I could count to 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
Her mom tells her "Great job honey!"
The girl asks her mom "Is it because I'm blonde?" Her mom tells her it is.
The next day the blonde girl comes home from school and tells her mom "We were learning our alphabets today and everyone else could only get to E, I got to J. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J!"
Her mom tells her "Great job honey!"
The girl asks her mom "Is it because I'm blonde?" Her mom tells her it is.
The blonde girl comes home from school the next day and tells her mom "Today we were in the showers after gym class and all of the other girls were flat chested, and I have these!" The girl lifts her shirt revealing very large breasts.
Her mom tells her "Um... Great job honey."
The girl asks her mom "Is it because I'm blonde?" Her mom replies "No dear, it's because you're 25."
33 ratings
5 saves
Joke: A blonde girl is at a ventriloquist act. The ventriloquist starts to tell a bunch of blonde jokes and everybody in the room is laughing hysterically.
The blonde girl stands up and yells "Hey jerk! Not all blondes are dumb. You need to stop with the cheap jokes!"
The ventriloquist says "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
The blonde interrupts him "Stay out of it! I was talking to the little man on your leg."