KOOL - AID

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Joke: (you must return to the 70s with me for this one) Why can't the Blonde make Kool-aid?


Punch line: The directions on the packet of "KOOL-AID" said, "Just add 2 quarts of water". The PROBLEM is that she could NOT figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that little packet......

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