Joke: (you must return to the 70s with me for this one) Why can't the Blonde make Kool-aid?
Punch line: The directions on the packet of "KOOL-AID" said, "Just add 2 quarts of water". The PROBLEM is that she could NOT figure out how to get 2 quarts of water in that little packet......
Joke: A blind man walks into a bar and sits for a while with nobody talking to him. He says "Anybody want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bartender tells him "Before you tell it I just want to let you know there is a cage fighting blonde on one side of you and a large blonde softball player on the other side. I'm also a blonde and I can bench 300 pounds. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man replies "Obviously not! I don't have time to explain the joke 3 times."
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