11 ratings
3 saves
Joke: A blonde woman is pulled over on a by a police officer for swerving. He asks her, "Mam, why were you swerving all over the road?"
She looks relieved, "Sir! I'm glad you're here. I looked away for a second then there was a tree right in front of me. Then I swerved left and another tree was right there. Then right, then left."
The police officer bends over and looks into her car and reaches for the rear-view mirror, "Mam, this is your air freshener."
11 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A blonde asks her brunette friend, "Do you know what IDK stands for?"
Her friend replies, "I don't know."
The blonde replies, "OMG nobody does!"
6 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What should you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
12 ratings
3 saves
Joke: A blonde goes to the hospital with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her, "How did you manage this?"
The blonde replies, "Well I was ironing and recieved a phone call. I accidentally picked up the iron instead of the phone."
The doctor says, "That explains one ear."
She replies, "Well they called again!"
13 ratings
5 saves
Joke: A blonde girl takes her goldfish to the vet and tells the vet "I think my goldfish is having seizures."
The vet looks into the bowl, "Looks fine to me."
The girl snaps back at him, "Hold on! Let me get him out of his bowl first!"
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