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Joke: How are blondes like snowflakes?
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Joke: Three blondes come to a river but can't figure out how to get across. One blonde says, "God, make me a fish so I can swim across the river." So she becomes a fish and swims across the river.
The next blonde woman says, "God, give me a canoe so I can make it across this river." A canoe pops up in the river and she makes it across.
The final blonde says, "God, make me smarter so I can make it across." Poof! She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.
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Joke: Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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Joke: A blonde girl is standing next to her school's flagpole. The janitor comes up to her and asks her what she's doing. She replies "I have to find the height of the flagpole for math class."
With this the janitor unscrews the flagpole and lays it down on the ground. He measures it with a measuring tape and tells her "Twenty-five feet, five inches."
She thanks him but as he is walking away she says "What a dummy. I wanted the height, not the width."
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Joke: How do you get a blonde to look into the air?
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