Joke: Three blondes come to a river but can't figure out how to get across. One blonde says, "God, make me a fish so I can swim across the river." So she becomes a fish and swims across the river.
The next blonde woman says, "God, give me a canoe so I can make it across this river." A canoe pops up in the river and she makes it across.
The final blonde says, "God, make me smarter so I can make it across." Poof! She turns into a man and crosses the bridge.
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Joke: Mahatma Gandhi spent most of his time barefoot, covering his feet with calluses. He ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him bad breath.
What did this make him?
Punch line: A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.