Question: One day, a guy is on the street in the middle of the night , he saw some famous people . He suspect something is not right because the guy saw they are flying so he called a cop .But, the cop immediately went away after he said something to him,after that he knew he is wrong.What did the cop said?(three words)
Answer: " They were acting."
Question: A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer?
Answer: The maid because there's no post on Sundays.