Question: There is a story that a man and not a man
Saw and did not see a bird and not a bird
Perched on a branch and not a branch
And hit him and did not hit him with a rock and not a rock.
[How is this possible?]
Answer: A eunuch who did not see well saw a bat perched on a reed and threw a pumice stone at him which missed.
Question: "Good morning!" - I appear again! Time for breakfast - I`m long as F*** Its dinner time - I`m crouching down Supper time approaches - I`m on my tippy toes "Good night!" - ...gone again... What am I?