Question: I'll capture you, hold you, and to your dismay, drag you thru space and time, all in one day. Move 'cross the globe with a single command, now tell me what I'll subject you to at your demand.
Answer: Television. Explanation: It captures your attention and keeps you watching. Much to your dismay, you can waste a whole day watching it. It allows you to watch reruns and and history about the entire world. You can choose what you want to watch.
Question: A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird are racing to the top of a coconut tree. Who will get the banana first, the monkey, the squirrel, or the bird?
Answer: None of them, because you can’t get a banana from a coconut tree!