Question: A man is dressed in black , top hat is black, shirt and pants are black,shoes are black he is black *not to be racist* , and a driver comes by and stops at the last second before running into him even with the street lights turned off. How does the driver see him?
Answer: It is DAYTIME.
Question: A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer?
Answer: The maid because there's no post on Sundays.