Question: A man is dressed in black , top hat is black, shirt and pants are black,shoes are black he is black *not to be racist* , and a driver comes by and stops at the last second before running into him even with the street lights turned off. How does the driver see him?
Answer: It is DAYTIME.
Question: A semi truck weighing exactly 10,000 pounds gets onto a bridge that is 100 miles long. The bridge's weight limit is exactly 10,000 pounds, any more will break the bridge. After going about 80 miles down the bridge a small bird lands on the truck.
Answer: Nothing, after traveling 80 miles the truck will have surely burnt enough fuel to allow the bird to land on the truck without breaking the bridge.