Question: A man pulls over and goes into a building.He came back with a bucket of water,he dumps it on the sidewalk.Why did he pour the water on the sidewalk?
Answer: The man was going to wash his car,when he came back his car was stolen.
Question: A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer?
Answer: The maid because there's no post on Sundays.