Question: Two men went into a restaurant. They sat at a table and the waiter came by and asked, "What do you want to drink?"
The first man said, "I'll have H20."
The second man said, "I'll have H20 too."
The second man died.
Answer: The second man said "I'll have H20 too." This sounds just like "H202" and H202 is a hydrogen paroxide which is deadly when drank.
Question: A man is found dead on a Sunday morning. His wife calls the police immediately. The police question the wife and staff. The wife said she was asleep, the cook said he was cooking breakfast, the gardener said she was picking vegetables, the butler said he was cleaning the closet, and the maid said she was getting the post. The police immediately arrested the murderer.Who was the murderer?
Answer: The maid because there's no post on Sundays.