Question: Your driving a school bus and you pick up five kids and to get back to the school you have to turn right twice straight for three miles then make a left and drive four more miles straight and your there, but what's the color of the bus driver eyes?
Answer: Your eye color.you were driving that bus which makes the bus drivers eyes whatever color your eyes are.
Question: My stem's planted firmly where I am allotted.
My tail is wavy and my face is quite blotted.
I relay much emotion though flatly I'm spotted,
And I grow half my size whenever I'm dotted.
I can speak any language, yet utter no words.
I'm no seed, yet I am well known among birds.
But I do have a speech impediment:
I can say cage but not page, aged but not wage.
I can say deaf but not red, bed but not sled.
I live on a highway that's structurally sound,
Where you might see my friends accidentally bound.
It has many lanes, and also long lines.
There are lots of sharp turns, but plenty of signs.
I am played but not won, made but not spun.
The key is to measure before you've begun.
What am I?
Answer: Musical notes.