Good Riddles

Question: To dye a single Easter egg takes 7.5 minutes if you leave it in dye. How long would it take to dye 3 eggs?

Question: If your overweight father-in-law, mother-in-law who looks like she's about to die, and your wife approach you in your car but you only have one other seat, who would you take?

Question: I hide when you wake but upset you as you sleep... What am I?

Question: How does Halloween come before Valentine's day?

Question: Silent yet deafening. Invisible, but you know it's there. It can either make you laugh or it can make you cry. What is it?