Funny Riddles

Question: I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you answer the riddle?

Question: I have 13 arms, 10 legs, 2 head, and smell like burnt denim.

What am I?

Question: A king, queen, and two twins all lay in a large room.

How are there no adults in the room?

Question: What always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Question: How can "L" be greater in size than "XL"?