Question: A cop is chasing a man that just robbed a bank in crimesville. The cops name is robber and the robbers name is cop. Another man is a theft at another bank steeling money and another police is chasing him. The polices name is theft and the mans name is police. A third man steels money at the other bank in crimesville and the sheriff is chasing him. What is the name of the sheriff and the third man?
Answer: The sheriffs name is steeler and the third mans name is sheriff because the mans name is the name of the type of the position the cop chasing him is, and the cops name is the is what the man is, a robber... ect.
Question: Assume you were told you have 24 hours to live. Also assume you had an injury that left you paralyzed, you can't look back. You are told you can do 10 things within the 24 hours. You first choose to tell your family, then tell your friends, and then your acquaintances. You then choose to eat at your favorite restaurant, and so on. What should you choose to do last?
Answer: You should Kill yourself because you would die anyway, so why not do it now?
Question: What person sees a funny action and hears a funny word but cannot laugh?
Answer: A person who is mute. If that person sees a funny action and hears a funny word, he can't laugh because he is mute!!
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